my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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