bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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