Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
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so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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