if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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