Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
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I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
How naked do you want me to be?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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