haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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