U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream