i jhust puked up my retainher.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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