I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Randomize
