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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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