Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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