They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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