He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
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I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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