I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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