Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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