bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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