Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
and you fell through a lawn chair
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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