I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
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Life is so much better after having sex.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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