i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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