Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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