Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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