dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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