The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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