Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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