I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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