I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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