Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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