he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I could fuck to npr.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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