I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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