you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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