i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
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I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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