Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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