The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
where are my eyebrows?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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