I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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