Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.