Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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