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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous

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  Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  so you masturbated because Oprah told you?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.

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• (518): View more from New York

  i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.

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  and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with

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• (914): View more from New York

  Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.

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• (619): View more from California

  Then again, he has huge mansions.

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  *manboobs.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.

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• (716): View more from New York

  It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous

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