Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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