D3 body, D1 cock
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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