I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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