I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you have to choose: penises or morals?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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