I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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