And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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