This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
that may or may not have been my penis.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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