Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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