Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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