Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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