Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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