you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
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Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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