it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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