At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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