Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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