Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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