In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You are a genius and a whore.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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