I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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