ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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