And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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